Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney Quotes

The First Turnabout

 * Alex: Maybe on the next episode, we'll see this crazy witness. Sungwon: Who is this witness? Alex: Who is it? Is it the guy from the beginning? Both: Noooooooo... It could be anybody! Alex: Maybe it's the judge. Sungwon: Maybe it's Phoenix with a wig. Alex: Maybe it's Phoenix with a mustache. Sungwon: Maybe it's Mia with a mustache. Alex: Maybe it's Mia with a wig. Sungwon: It's the judge with a mustache on his beard.

Turnabout Sisters

 * Mia: [Phoenix] is a genius ...The only thing he's lacking is experience. Also a lot of basic fundamentals of the court. He almost said his own name for the defendant, he showed his attorney badge like 3 times... Maya: Well, I know who to go to if I ever get into trouble now! Mia: I don't know, Maya. He's kind of a dumbass.

Turnabout Samurai

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Turnabout Goodbyes

 * Gumshoe: Okay, so there's three guns, and there's this alien, and he's holding all three guns, and Yogi Bear is there.

Rise from the Ashes

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