Mr. Smorgasbord

Mr. Smorgasbord (aliases: Randal, Darryl's brother), is a grade school math teacher who makes a brief appearance during the New Super Mario Bros. U playthrough. A few brief interactions between him and his class are enacted within the playthrough, where he informs them to be cautious of angles and brothers. He then proceeds to vent about his wife's infidelity, and complain about the indecisiveness of his brother. He first complains about his brother Darryl backstabbing him and sleeping with his wife, but they later point out that one of his lines implies that he's actually frustrated that Darryl won't sleep with his wife and that he actually wants to be cuckolded. The children in his class constantly call out his name, pointing out the inappropriate nature of his ramblings and attempting to implore him to get back to teaching geometry.

It is unknown whether his situation has been ameliorated, but it is highly likely that he no longer works as a grade school math teacher.

Trivia

 * The teacher was briefly referred to as Miss Krebble by Manky, shortly before the name of Mr. Smorgabord was improvised by ProZD.

Links

 * A compilation video of the Mr. Smorgasbord conversations.